Emojis You Think Are Safe… But Totally Aren’t 🌟
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So, I got into some trouble recently and thought you might need to know this too! (Especially if you are "of an age" lol)
🍆 The Eggplant
Looks like: Dinner plans 🍝
Actually means: 🍆 = not for stir fry. Used as a phallic symbol.
Mother of Metal says: Unless you’re selling eggplant parm or flirting very boldly, maybe skip this one.
🍑 The Peach
Looks like: Summer fruit, right?
Actually means: 🍑 = Booty. Cheeks. Glutes.
Mother of Metal says: It’s not about your farmer’s market haul.
💦 Sweat Droplets
Looks like: Hard work or maybe… spring rain?
Actually means: Bodily fluids. Yeah, those ones.
Mother of Metal says: Not ideal next to your handmade gemstone post.
👉👌The Combo
Looks like: “Check this out!”
Actually means: A sexual innuendo in emoji form.
Mother of Metal says: Just… don’t. Unless your content is NSFW. (Not safe for work). Then by all means. 😈
🌮 The Taco
Looks like: Taco Tuesday vibes.
Actually means: A suggestive stand-in for lady bits.
Mother of Metal says: Spicy in more ways than one.
🐱 The Cat Face
Looks like: Adorable feline friend.
Actually means: Internet slang for female anatomy.
Mother of Metal says: Unless you're selling crystals for cats, skip it.
🧠 The Brain
Looks like: Smarts, creativity, genius.
Actually means: Oral references, especially when paired with 💦.
Mother of Metal says: This emoji is… doing the most.
🔥 The Fire
Looks like: Something awesome! 🔥
Actually means: Sometimes “hot” in the thirst-trap sense.
Mother of Metal says: Still safe—just be mindful of context.
😈 Smiling Devil
Looks like: A cheeky grin.
Actually means: Often flirty or sexual in tone.
Mother of Metal says: Use only if you’re intentionally stirring cauldrons.
🍌 & 🥒 Banana & Cucumber
Looks like: Healthy snacks.
Actually means: Classic emoji euphemisms for male parts.
Mother of Metal says: Not salad material in emoji-world.
✨ The Safe Set
Use these instead:
🌿 ✨ 💚 🔮 🔥 🌀 🛠️ 🧿
Mother of Metal says: These babies are magic, safe, and right on vibe. Shine on, emoji witches.
💌 Final Word
Emojis are fun—but context is powerful.
If you’re not sure how an emoji might be read, trust your inner crone and Google it first.
Or stick to your fave crystal sparkle emojis.
🧿✨💚
With Love,
Mother of Metal
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